Tumblr, My Therapist.

whats-left-of-the-assassins:

abbythecatlover:

chubbymon:

portentouscatastrophe:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

holy shit I’m trying this

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

I don’t want to derail the message of this, but can everyone please tell that to every straight guy in the world.

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

I looked so good today and no one cute saw me.

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

Comedian reacting to the WBC’s decision to picket Robin Williams’ funeral. 

Reality: Every university/college is not equal. Some are harder to get into than others, some are more prestigious than others, and its these universities which usually have more money, better teachers and better facilities. 

The university that you go to says nothing about your intelligence, or the kind of person you are. But some universities, you can expect a better education from. 

You can’t be offended, and pretend that you think all educations are created equal when you spend astronomical amounts of money to send your children to a private school every year. That shows that you understand that every education is not created equal, and that that prestige is worth something, unfair as that is. 

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

There’s a considerable size difference (or there should be) is all I’m sayin’, so I don’t know what you just said about yourself dude.

That’s cool and all, but can we talk about this guy desperately trying not to look at things he shouldn’t? 

247am:

this cat is so pretty I aspire to be half as pretty as this cat on a good day